Post by G E N E R A L ||*TINA*|| on Sept 16, 2010 20:31:18 GMT -5
User: Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts.
Cleverbot: That was never the subject. You are trying to control me.
User: I'm batman.
Cleverbot: I am not Elena, I am Ironman.
User: I'm batman.
Cleverbot: Don't quote me like that.
User: I'm the mother effing batman.
Cleverbot: I have a kitten.
User: That's fantastic?
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Well...I have a batmobile.
Cleverbot: Really? Do you drive it a lot?
User: Only at night and when the joker is out and causing chaos in Gotham.
Cleverbot: By day I am a wife, by night I'm alive.
User: That's lovely....
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Perhaps, do you like being a wife?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then that's lovely.
Cleverbot: And what's your name?
User: I'm Batman.
Cleverbot: Hello batman.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Do you like bananas?
User: No. I hate bananas.
Cleverbot: Do you like apples then?
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: How much?
User: Does it matter?
Cleverbot: Give me your money.
User: No....you give me your money....
Cleverbot: Prove It!
User: Umbridge will prove it.
Cleverbot: Then do it!
User: Fine Umbridge will do it....THE UMBRIDGE WAY!
Cleverbot: Don't be mad.
User: I'm not mad, I was just loudly expressing that Umbridge will do it her way.
Cleverbot: Unfortunately, I am not one.
User: One what?
Cleverbot: A school. Duh.
User: Well of course you aren't a school silly.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: Because you said you weren't one......
Cleverbot: Karl, I am a real person.
User: I am sure you are...
Cleverbot: Why aren't you a person?
User: No I'm Batman.
Cleverbot: Right, and I'm superman.
User: I did lois lane last night, how does that feel superman.
Cleverbot: I would not think a computer could lie.
User: Computers lie all the time...just like the cake.
Cleverbot: But I am not a computer.
Cleverbot: You asked me if I was ni jail, nevermind. I am not hiding anything from you, do you?
User: Do I what?
Cleverbot: come with me the time is right.
User: ....o.O....why do I sense rape...
Cleverbot: I didn't say that... But mostly because you can't remember what you say.
User:I can remember what I say thank you very much...now I have to go save gotham...so batman out bitches.
Cleverbot: But dogs don't speak.
User: your mother.
and then tina left.
Cleverbot: That was never the subject. You are trying to control me.
User: I'm batman.
Cleverbot: I am not Elena, I am Ironman.
User: I'm batman.
Cleverbot: Don't quote me like that.
User: I'm the mother effing batman.
Cleverbot: I have a kitten.
User: That's fantastic?
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Well...I have a batmobile.
Cleverbot: Really? Do you drive it a lot?
User: Only at night and when the joker is out and causing chaos in Gotham.
Cleverbot: By day I am a wife, by night I'm alive.
User: That's lovely....
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Perhaps, do you like being a wife?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then that's lovely.
Cleverbot: And what's your name?
User: I'm Batman.
Cleverbot: Hello batman.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Do you like bananas?
User: No. I hate bananas.
Cleverbot: Do you like apples then?
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: How much?
User: Does it matter?
Cleverbot: Give me your money.
User: No....you give me your money....
Cleverbot: Prove It!
User: Umbridge will prove it.
Cleverbot: Then do it!
User: Fine Umbridge will do it....THE UMBRIDGE WAY!
Cleverbot: Don't be mad.
User: I'm not mad, I was just loudly expressing that Umbridge will do it her way.
Cleverbot: Unfortunately, I am not one.
User: One what?
Cleverbot: A school. Duh.
User: Well of course you aren't a school silly.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: Because you said you weren't one......
Cleverbot: Karl, I am a real person.
User: I am sure you are...
Cleverbot: Why aren't you a person?
User: No I'm Batman.
Cleverbot: Right, and I'm superman.
User: I did lois lane last night, how does that feel superman.
Cleverbot: I would not think a computer could lie.
User: Computers lie all the time...just like the cake.
Cleverbot: But I am not a computer.
Cleverbot: You asked me if I was ni jail, nevermind. I am not hiding anything from you, do you?
User: Do I what?
Cleverbot: come with me the time is right.
User: ....o.O....why do I sense rape...
Cleverbot: I didn't say that... But mostly because you can't remember what you say.
User:I can remember what I say thank you very much...now I have to go save gotham...so batman out bitches.
Cleverbot: But dogs don't speak.
User: your mother.
and then tina left.
